A coworker of mine found this truly bizarre presentation on the “30 year vision” of a huge multinational corporation, and it honestly reads like some kind of absurdist vaporwave shitpost. If you’d like to see the entire thing in all its original glory, you can find it here.
This is fucking Real
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it’s difficult to put into words so you really need to check out the original 133 slide slideshow
my favorite so far is that pie chart pictured above with “death” “loneliness” and “despair” which they then show on a subsequent slide with “loneliness” taking up everything but the portion taken by “sorrow” and then immediately have a slide claim loneliness is the saddest thing about peoples’ lives
like even if you try to imagine the speech that goes along with this, the leaps being made from slide to slide and even within slides are absolutely absurd
“Yet, people long for love, and get hurt by love”
That and the above bit are literally from the conclusion of Evangelion, holy fucking shit, you fools.
Prepare to have your identity and personhood merged with everyone else’s in the Third Impact, I guess. Because this is officially it.
imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god
my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..
Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.
the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes
this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying
